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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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