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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Yoda eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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