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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Murphy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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