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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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