Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.