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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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