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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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