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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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