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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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