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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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