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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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