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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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