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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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