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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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