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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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