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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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