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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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