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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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