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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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