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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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