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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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