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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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