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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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