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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Pebbles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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