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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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