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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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