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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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