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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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