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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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