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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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