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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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