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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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