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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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