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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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