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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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