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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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