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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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