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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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