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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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