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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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