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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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