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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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