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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Trotsky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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