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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pepper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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