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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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