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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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