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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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