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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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