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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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