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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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