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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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