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Pet death
My
aunt
Kitty
had their beloved pet
tarantula 🕷
Jenkins
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍
a lion 🦁
a hippo 🦛
a rhinoceros 🦏
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hyena 🐺
a crocodile 🐊
a tiger 🐯
an ostrich 🐦
a cow 🐮
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