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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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