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Pet death

My aunt Kitty had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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